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Anonymous asked:

Hey.... that was a bowler hat not a fedora... Big diff. And the cure isnt goth, probably been beaten into the dead horse a million times but I cant control myself. Help.

puppetmasters-broken-dreams:

gothtriggers:

Good thing he never made it to made it to the Fedora Convention then.

Also good that you’re anon, or your inbox might be filled with, “CHARLOTTE SOMETIMES, CHARLOTTE SOMETIMES, CHARLOTTE SOMETIMES!” (according to a post I can’t find, anyway).

Okay. Yeah. I understand that The Cure was a bit more pop than most goth bands, but earlier in their career, they WERE goth. Charlotte Sometimes, Seventeen Seconds, All Cats Are Grey. No. No. No. *flings self off a cliff*

^ YES

I can’t even do that math anymore. When someone says The Cure isn’t Goth I just

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CAN’T HEAR YOU SO HARD

Going to the Concert

  • /car door shuts/

  • elder:

    You are NEVER ready on time. NeverevernevereverEVER. You are so vain, and it's inconsiderate, and now we're late, and your makeup still looks stupid.

  • Perky:

    Aw, hey! No it doesn't, Victorian.

  • Victorian:

    Lysander, if you please.

  • Elder:

    Just shut up and give me a 5 for gas, Carl.

  • Victorian:

    LYSANDER!! The DJ gave me this to give to you, you're welcome.

  • Perky&Batcave:

    Oooooo *the DJ*!

  • Elder:

    She did?! Gimme!

  • Batcave:

    SezBAHvampirateBAAAAHHH!

  • Victorian:

    What? It's just an old Stooges cd.

  • Perky:

    OMG WE'RE GONNA DIE!

  • /car explodes out of driveway as music starts/

  • Perky:

    Victorian, listen very carefully to me: plug in your playlist and put something slower on if you want to live!

  • /car lurches around school bus/flies through redlight/

  • Victorian:

    My phone's dead! Wait, there's a cd under my seat! Dark Entries! Oh no, Bauhaus isn't better!

  • Batcave:

    EARDIEDSCRAYMAN!

  • Victorian:

    Oh, you're phone's charged and you have reception- thanks! Romeo's Distress?! Party Time?! Where Eagles Dare?! The 80s?! She's a Killer?! This is all DeathRock, Batcave!

  • Elder:

    /rolling down window and drinking coffee/ Someone get me a light. /fumbles for clove in pocket/

  • Perky:

    HERE I FOUND A MY BLOODY VALENTINE CASSETTE!

  • Victorian:

    HOW DO YOU TURN IT ON?! WHAT IS THIS TAPE WORM COMING OUT OF IT?

  • Perky:

    GIVE TO BATCAVE WITH NO.2 PENCIL- HERE!

  • /car narrowly misses pedestrian and careens towards redlight/

  • Batcave:

    /turnTURNturnTURNturnTURNturn-pops in-hits play/

  • /cars slows to crawl as placid music drifts through interior/

  • Victorian:

    Oh, heavens, is it really over?

  • Perky:

    We're alive! Yay!

  • Victorian:

    Why do we let Elder drive again?

  • Elder:

    I'm the only one with a four-door.

  • Victorian:

    Oh yeah.

Not-Goth

  • Eldergoth:

    Hey are you coming out this weekend? I'm trying to figure out if it be worth it.

  • Postpunker:

    No, you know I don't do well with Goths... except you, I mean.

  • Eldergoth:

    What?!

  • Postpunker:

    You know how I get stressed out. They wear a Dead Boys shirt they got at Hot Topic and tell me its a t shirt for an "old vampire movie."

  • Eldergoth:

    No, no, I mean -really? for fuck's sake- what I mean is YOU are a Goth... right?

  • Postpunker:

    No.

  • Eldergoth:

    What?! Oh, come on! You wear a lot of black, you watch classic horror, you paint and write poetry, you're snarky-

  • Postpunker:

    I guess I'm kind of an arty intellectual.

  • Cyber:

    Hey, what are we talking about?

  • Eldergoth:

    You are, right now, wearing a skeleton key necklace, all black clothing, and you have Talking Heads, The Fall, and Wire buttons and patches on your portfolio, we were JUST talking about Depeche Mode-

  • Postpunker:

    None of those things make me a Goth, I'm sorry.

  • Eldergoth:

    -but but but the eyeliner!

  • Postpunker:

    No.

  • Cyber:

    I'm wearing eyeliner!

  • Eldergoth:

    It's yellow.

  • Postpunker:

    I do like a lot about the whole Goth scene and all kinds of Gothic art but I just can't squeeze into that box. I'm not saying I'm better or worse than you; I'm just me. Honestly, I don't want to give up anything about myself to fit any group's mould. Do you understand?

  • Eldergoth:

    That is soooooo hardcore Goth.

  • Postpunker:

    THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! /storms away/

  • Cyber:

    Elder. elder. Elder. elder. Elder, I'm Goth. I'll hang out with you!

  • Eldergoth:

  • Cyber:

    /smiles/

  • Eldergoth:

    So that Additall doesn't help you pay attention then?

  • Cyber:

    IT HELPS ME DANCE-FIGHT INVISIBLE SLOWMO NINJAS!

  • Eldergoth:

    /runs after Postpunker/ Don't leave me, Ian!

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