1. GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Siouxsie VS Jonny

    Gothic Gorgon Siouxsie Sioux faces off against ageless keyboardist Jonny Slut to see who will win Gothic Battle Royale!

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  2. He doesn’t appreciate your modern day vocabulary? 

    Can you speak in tongues or “speak tongue”? Either seems like a major plus, honestly.

    He has to come to accept that he can be his own kind of crazy Goth crazy person, but he has to accept you for who are as well. If he’s expecting a partner he can make in his image he’d better start digging graves and praying for lightning.

    If he’s interested in taking you exactly as you are, but is off to a rocky start- that happens in a lot of new relationships. It will probably take awhile for you guys to learn where and how much you want to bend for each other. 

    I hope your getting some poetry out of the whole thing. ;-)

  3. My face is melting, melting! Oh! What a world! What a world!

  4. Never forget how much headphones can help social anxiety!

  5. Man, ladies would really like me if I coud do a good Morrissey impression!
    an example of the *actual* dumbass shit that goes through my head on a daily basis
  6. What kind of hippster-new age-dreamcatcher-ripoff can I used to get Dave Vanian nightmares?

  7. Do an image search for Rozz Williams.
See who actually comes up.
Get four in a row to win Goth bingo!
People in a photo with Rozz don’t count.
    1. Do an image search for Rozz Williams.
    2. See who actually comes up.
    3. Get four in a row to win Goth bingo!
    4. People in a photo with Rozz don’t count.
  8. Sunscreen, don’t fail me now!

  9. Martin's backing vocals

    • Dave: Come on and lay with me
    • Martin: Lay with me
    • Dave: Come on and lie to me
    • Martin: Lie to me
    • Dave: Tell me you love me
    • Martin: Love me
    • Dave: Say I'm the only one
    • Martin: Only one
    • Me: No boys stop it I can't
    • Dave: Come here
    • Martin: Touch me
    • Dave: Kiss me
    • Martin: Touch me
    • Dave: Now
    • Martin: Touch me... touch me
    • Dave: Come here
    • Martin: Touch me
    • Me: OMG long live stereo headphones I gotta tell the girls on tumblr
    Reblogged from: damageddevotion
  10. omgoth there's SO MUCH MORE

    WHY DID I NOT GET THESE NOTES AT THE SECRET CABAL 80s DANCE NIGHT?!

    I got this from a smoking anon in a shadowy fake email. Am I allowed to share this?

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